VH1s Supergroup Premiers Tonight

Five seasoned Rock Stars descend on Las Vegas to form a band and save Rock and Roll. The catch? None of them know who their band mates are ahead of time. Motor City Madman Ted Nugent, Former Skid Row frontman Sebastian Bach and Anthrax's Scott Ian team up with drummer (Led Zeppelin heir) Jason Bonham and Biohazard's Evan Seinfeld to live together, form a band, write new music and perform a concert in just 12 days.

Legendary Rock Manager Doc McGhee is enlisted to keep these legendary Rock egos in check, and keep the mission on track. Together, in a city of sin, they struggle to navigate the drinking, fighting, lap dances and somehow find the time to write, rehearse, and put on a show worthy of their formidable rock legacies. Five Rock Stars. 12 Days. No Excuses. This is Supergroup.

OK. I admit it sounds semi-intriguing for all the same reasons that Carter saying he wants to eat a baby does.

My first question is: “Five seasoned Rock Stars.” What are we talking here? A nice flavorful cajun seasoning? A little sea salt and ground black pepper? They really need to elaborate further. Also, “form a band and save Rock and Roll”!?!? WTF, haven’t the producers of this show ever heard of a little band that goes by the name of My Chemical Romance? Don’t worry boys; Rock and Roll is doing just fine. My final argument involves the casting. Where the fuck is David Lee Roth? And Alanis Morrisette? That’s all I’m saying. And Phil Collins.

Tune in tonight at 10pm EST to see who gets in the first fight, who pulls the first hammy trying to do a flying scissor kick and who passes out first in a puddle of their own piss and STD’s. VH1 CELEBREALITY! FUCK YEAH!!