TWWL

This week we learned...

• Pauly Shore is pretty fucking awesome.


• Apparently the saying now goes, "May showers bring June flowers."


• Jr. Griffey is back!


• People love to hate David Blaine. Cynics!


• Remaking movies that were originally perfect makes no sense.


• We have a USA National Bikini Team?


• Sonic Youth reportedly affects the planet's gravitational pull.


• Bullet points are pretty fucking awesome.


• Swiss Cake Rolls are gelatin-free.


• The NSA is tracking all of our phone calls.


• Yet another ‘pedia was born: The Sickipedia.


• The mix at Used Kids’ in-stores is always sweet.


• Fern shops at Kroger and needs to buy an acoustic-electric.


• Joshy is quite possibly the worst prank caller in the history of man.


• Adam Smith apparently counts calories.


• Bo Davis doesn't believe we will pay our bills on time (he's probably right).


• And it turns out we all really should have wanted to have that beer with Al Gore.