In Theatres This Weekend
X-Men: The Last Stand starring Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart, Halle Berry, Ian McKellen, Famke Janssen, Anna Paquin, Kelsey Grammer, James Marsden, Rebecca Romijn and Shawn Ashmore. Directed by Brett Ratner.
OK. If you could have any ONE superpower, what would it be?
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i want to be able to grow to huge proportions, specifically to urinate on large buildings/places. imagine flooding capital hill with your urine. awesome.
The power to eat and drink whatever I want, never gain any weight, and turn what I consume into magical bullets that shoot out of my butthole and always hit the target, rendering it temporarily paralyzed, WITHOUT RIPPING MY PANTS. And I get paid a million dollars a week for this power by the government, because I am always saving the world with my butt-bullets. I'll call myself "The Secrete Agent".
the power to project the .wmv file of kelsey grammer falling off the stage in the middle of a pretentious speech that i can't stop watching since it was posted on ebaums world like 2 years ago on any surface.
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