In Theatres This Weekend

In a land far, far away. In a time long, long ago. Imagine. What if there were secrets hidden in the most familiar works of art in the world: Splash, Turner & Hooch, Joe Versus the Volcano, You've Got Mail? What if these secrets were so powerful that men have died for them and others would kill for them? Messages hidden for centuries that are so powerful that if revealed would devastate the very foundations of mankind. This Friday unlock the many mysterious secrets of Tom Hanks' ridiculous haircut in The Da Vinci Code. Also starring Audrey Tautou, Ian McKellen and Jean Reno. Directed by Ron Howard.

If you’re not down for that kind of cylindrical, keratinized, often pigmented intrigue then you might note other movies opening this weekend also include Over the Hedge, See No Evil, The Lost City and Sir! No Sir!

I put backwards messages in my hair (and a few in this very post).