I Guess I'll Never Make-Out With Amy Poehler After All

Maybe this is old news, but I never knew that SNL’s Amy Poehler was actually married to Will Arnett (of Arrested Development fame) in real-life! I knew she had a recurring role in the series as the wife of Arnett's character GOB, but I didn't know it was art imitating life or life imitating art or art squashing my celebrity crush fantasies. Anyway, I guess I'm happy and sad all at the same time. If she has to be married to somebody, Arnett seems alright, I guess.

Yeah, you know... it actually feels kind of good to be free again. But, if you come across any cute celebrity crush-worthy babes let’em know I’m celebrity crush single. And I really know how to treat a celebrity crush -- just ask Sarah Silverman (we had a great time for a while).

While we’re at it, now that I've bared my heart & soul it’s only fair that you tell me who your secret celebrity crush is and whether or not it would matter if they were married to Will Arnett? C’mon, spill it.