Boob Tube Hypnotic

File under: Cancel this show please (and while you're at it, call Comedy Central and tell them to bring back STELLA)

I happened across this new Tori Spelling vehicle on VH1 last night called So NoTORIous. After just a few minutes I realized that this just might put up a damn good fight with Comedy Central's Drawn Together for the worst crap show on TV today. But, then after a few more minutes I realized that I was somehow still watching it. It was as if my clicker hand had gone completely numb and I was floating outside of my body (yelling at myself). I was certain that Tori's cavernous cleavage (she claims her boobs are real in the pilot episode -- somehow I doubt it) had some sort of magnetic pull or hypnotic quality that was brainwashing me with each passing second. My advice to you, don't even turn it on. If you're flipping, don't even pause at VH1. I wouldn't wish this trash on my worst enemy. It's not too late for you.